I AM VERY ANGRY NOW. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THIS ANGUISH.

i was feeling SO VERY HAPPY after watching dexter episode 6 (p.s. this season is really good and not as dark because dexter got married and has kids so it's pretty O: not to mention he is very sexy i almost died when i saw him walking around all mfgq with tools like carpenter shit) AND i went to look at facebook and OH LOOK notification from dexter page AND EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT SPOILERS.

I NOW KNOW THAT HIS WIFE DIES IN SEASON FINALE. probably because of him. BUT WTF MAN. COME ON. D: DIAF FANGIRLS WITH BAD GRAMMAR.

life is shaping up to be just fine, christmas is COMING YAY YAY.

it's quite appalling that lots of kids are avid crazy fans of ben 10 when they probably don't know half of what's going on only the pretty explosions and fires. asher sang twinkle twinkle little star and gave me a super sloppy kiss with his nose running. (:

i write like a kid.

omg omg omg omg is friday already noooooo.

me: have you seen the moon? IT'S SO BLOODY BRIGHT TODAY.
angie: IT WAS YESTERDAY TOO HOO HOO. MAYBE IT'S CAUSE NEW MOON'S COMING OUT.

loled was maximum.

homg listening to linkin park now, i now fully understand why my mind has been hardwired all messed up since primary school. so much... noise and angst. /headbangs.

( poetry! )

i'm slightly ashamed to say i learnt this piece o' cuteness from watching Harold and Kumar.

post japan high :D everyone looked so preetty at prom! /jealous.

welcome-home-self-MLIA-post:
Today, while in the bathroom at school I noticed that someone had written "Go Class of 2013!!" on one of the stalls. Under that someone else had written "Too bad the world ends in 2012." Suckers. MLIA.

if feel like or something, photos of japan soon. autumn is now otp weather <3 <3 angsts against singapore's stuffy.

TODAY, a boy kissed me :D

well, he just turned 2; cutest pie ever. i told darius that i was leaving for service so he hugged me and kissed me :D and waved goodbye so happily while blowing flying kisses.

anywho, taeyang's hot, fight club for the 3rd time and A380 at 11.45pm tonight. peace.

aren't japanese people the laziest cooks on earth. their main staple consists of either raw food or microwavable food.

daily MLIA:
Today in math class we were learning something I didn't understand so I asked the teacher for help. He jumped a foot in the air and nearly had a heart attack when I started speaking. Turns out a teacher I've had for a year and a half thought I was mute. That explains why he never asks me for answers. MLIA

if magicians make anything appear out of nothing while knowing that it's actually nothing, so they can do anything, but it's really nothing, doesn't that make them a sad occupational existence?

daily MLIA:
Today, I asked my dad to make me a milkshake. He told me to make one myself. I responded that I didn't know how to make a good milkshake. He's responce? "Well, that's why your single. No boys ever come to our yard." MLIA.

it's mahogany season again. walking through the carnage of severed seeds, leaving only their futile headless tails. i found 4 perfect ones.

when we were kids, my neighbours and i used to remember when mahogany season was and spent hours searching for perfect ones. i collected a whole box of it, a magnolia neapolitan ice-cream box. but my neighbours' mum threw their collection out and i refused to share mine. (: they were the most beautiful things i had ever seen then. they fly so perfectly in a perfect circle in perfect motion. if you even nick the wing a little, the whole thing just crashes and burns.

getting GTA is so not a good idea before Chinese.

( OMG! more MLIA to make happier days. )
geek MLIA wins.

The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown. MLIA

Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that "God made everything." My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, "I don't think so, a lot of stuff is made in China." Best. Nephew. Ever. MLIA

CHINESE SHOULD BE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

Me: Omg there's DARTH VADER, chun li, guy from dragonball z, ironman etc. at halloween dressup contest! (in church)
Angie: Omg I love star wars geeks.
Me: Geeks make the best lovers.
Angie: Love at first sight.

lulz needs to be introduced into life at this moment kthnxbai. WTF don't you screw with my life now, youtube and your maintainencing. angst has spoken too early.

i on-ed the computer to troll youtube to listen to medleys for research and mlia was too appealing and now tiredness is maximum and why is options so bloody tiring.

the apostrophe button is opening up weird things on the computar.

why does everyone seem so sad that the school year is finishing. number 1, we will all mostly see each other again next year. number 2, JC's going to be 1000x cooler than rgs, where girls fangirl over.. other girls dressed as boys. and twilight.

if i started my options homework yesterday or even earlier today. hum. (:

sleep shall not be pertinent to today's itinerary, unless it's options. robot wars takes precedence in life.

Round 1 ("I am")
Yahoo: I am bored.
Google: I am extremely terrified of chinese people.

Round 2 ("Mr Big")
Yahoo: Mr Big to be with you lyrics
Google: Mr Bigglesworth
(fyi, Mr. Bigglesworth is a neutral level 5 housecat found near the point of entry inside Naxxramas from WoW.)

Round 3 ("Chinese people")
Yahoo: Chinese people in Singapore.
Google: Chinese people eat babies.

Final round ("Edward Cullen is")
Yahoo: Edward Cullen is hot.
Google: Edward Cullen is an abusive boyfriend / fag / stalker / pedo.

Bonus round ("If I ate")
Yahoo: What happens if I ate too many tomatoes
Google: If I ate myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely.

Yahoo has no chance.

mr big. sleepover. daniel coming home.

awesomeness; there are no words.

on another note, WTH DEATH CAB ON NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK?! wtfery exists D:

i can't help it. RGS infuses snarkiness into bones via osmosis.

on the other hand, there are no words for the wtfery that is happening in the kpop world. besides ringing, dinging and donging. no words.

wtfery is that of history.

LIFE IS SLOWLY GEARING TOWARDS MR BIG

I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING :D :D :D :D

今天,我跑了两圈半就开始觉得累了 /身体失败. 我和唐敏谈到很 funny 的事:

M: "There's a girl on the bus and her name is litty lian LOLOL"
M: "YOU SHOULD NAME YOUR KID PIFFY POON."
E: "TINGGY TONG"
M: "KOTTY KHOO"
E: "HITTY HUI"
M: "NITTY NGUI"
E: "okay we ran out of friends."
M: "WE SHOULD SET UP A CONSULTANCY SERVICE"

我们太兴奋了.

today i tried saving a gif. to my surprise i already have a gif saved under that exact same name. and scarier, it was the exact same gif.

this is probably why brains belong to their respective owners.

"My brain is built of paths and slides and ladders and lasers and I have invited all of you to enter its pavilion. My brain, as you enter, will smell of tangerines and brand-new running shoes."

geeks have all the fun.

rulers keep disappearing from my life. it's like one of those inconsequential black holes but when you think about it, i think i lost at least 6 rulers in the last year. it's annoying, that's 3 whole dollars.